me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
The standout in the class, the ones you should all make it your mission to destroy.
Think c a r e f u l l y, everything after this moment will not only determine your career but life.
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*
Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.
My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing