plajus:

pancakestein:

wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

#tru 

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

vintageux:

I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family

riotgrrrl-jpg:

literally everything is now a trigger or cultural appropriation and everything is offensive we might as well just not speak or interact or breathe

spectives:

It’s nearly the end of summer omg I’m not ready for this no no no no no

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

#tru 
Title: Be My Baby (feat. Cashmere Cat)
Artist: Ariana Grande
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  • Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
  • Me: thank god

beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

#:( 

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*